Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
BILL VEECKLook, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following – but I’ll bet Lancelot had more.
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Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
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You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
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Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed
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I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
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When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
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When the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
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I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.
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I don’t break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
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Suffering is overated.
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Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.
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It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball’s wounds are self-inflicted.
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I don’t want the natural athlete — I want a guy who’ll go after the hard ones.
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