Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
BILL VEECKThe season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
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You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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Suffering is overrated. It doesn’t teach you anything.
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What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!…
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Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
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Suffering is overated.
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Wake up the echoes at the Hall of Fame and you will find that baseball’s immortals were a rowdy and raucous group of men who would climb down off their plaques and go rampaging through Cooperstown, taking spoils….
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If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
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When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
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Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
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Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed
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I don’t want the natural athlete — I want a guy who’ll go after the hard ones.
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Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.
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How can you be a sage if you’re pretty? You can’t get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
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