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Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.

Bill Veeck

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
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Justice Men White
Suffering is overated.
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Life Love Relationship
Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed
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Baseball Clip Paper
The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.
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Baseball Games Late
When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
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Baseball Individualism Rooms
How can you be a sage if you’re pretty? You can’t get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
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Sage Wisdom Wrinkle
This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There’s time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings.
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Baseball Softball
I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.
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Baseball Thinking Winning
Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
BILL VEECK

Baseball Basketball Football
I don’t want the natural athlete — I want a guy who’ll go after the hard ones.
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Athlete Guy Want
Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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Betetr Echoes Pichetr Sober
I believe in God, but I’m not too clear on the other details.
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Believe Clear Details
What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!…
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Baseball Reading Wall
Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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Batteries Next Two
I don’t break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
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Break Elasticity Tests
You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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Always Outside Possibility Smack Watching

Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.

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