It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball’s wounds are self-inflicted.
BILL VEECKBaseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.
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Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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I believe in God, but I’m not too clear on the other details.
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You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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Wake up the echoes at the Hall of Fame and you will find that baseball’s immortals were a rowdy and raucous group of men who would climb down off their plaques and go rampaging through Cooperstown, taking spoils….
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
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I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.
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Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
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What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!…
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Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed
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Suffering is overrated. It doesn’t teach you anything.
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I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
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How can you be a sage if you’re pretty? You can’t get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
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