Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
BILL VEECKIf there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
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Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
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I don’t mind the high price of stardom. I just don’t like the high price of mediocrity.
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I don’t want the natural athlete — I want a guy who’ll go after the hard ones.
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What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!…
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The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
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How can you be a sage if you’re pretty? You can’t get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
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The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.
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The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.
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Suffering is overated.
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When the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
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I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
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Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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