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If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

Bill Veeck

Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed
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Baseball Clip Paper
This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There’s time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings.
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Baseball Softball
Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
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Baseball Basketball Football
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
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Baseball Inspirational Softball Sports
I don’t break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
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Break Elasticity Tests
Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
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Art Baseball Hate
When the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
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Baseball Joy Running
The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.
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Beautiful People Sports
Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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Batteries Next Two
When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
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Baseball Individualism Rooms
Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.
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Effort Games Individual Team
Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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Betetr Echoes Pichetr Sober
Suffering is overated.
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Life Love Relationship
How can you be a sage if you’re pretty? You can’t get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
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Sage Wisdom Wrinkle
Suffering is overrated. It doesn’t teach you anything.
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Funny Suffering Teach
If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
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If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

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