Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
BILL VEECKHating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!…
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When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
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Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
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The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.
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Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.
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Suffering is overrated. It doesn’t teach you anything.
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The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
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If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
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Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
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The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.
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Wake up the echoes at the Hall of Fame and you will find that baseball’s immortals were a rowdy and raucous group of men who would climb down off their plaques and go rampaging through Cooperstown, taking spoils….
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.
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