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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Bill Vaughan

Patience is a most necessary qualification for business; many a man would rather you heard his story than granted his request.
BILL VAUGHAN

Details Men Patience
The easiest books are generally the best; for, whatever author is obscure and difficult in his own language, certainly does not think clearly.
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Book Doe Thinking
Blushes are the rainbow of modesty.
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Blushes Modesty Rainbow
The wolf changes his coat, but not his disposition.
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Behavior Coats
Nor all America can claim him now: Forevermore he is Mankind’s and God’s.
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Claims Country God Mankind
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
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Educational Funny Money
When myth meets myth, the collision is very real.
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Collision Myth Real
In the electronic age, books, words and reading are not likely to remain sufficiently authoritative and central to knowledge to justify literature.
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Age Book Reading Sufficient
Middle age is when you realize that you’ll never live long enough to try all the recipes you spent thirty years clipping out of newspapers and magazines.
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Age Long Years
Economics is the science which studies human behaviour as a relationship between ends and scarce means which have alternative uses.
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Alternatives Behaviour Mean
Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.
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Cops Improved Punishment Television
People who have little to do are excessive talkers.
BILL VAUGHAN

Behaviour Littles People
The wise man realistically accepts as part of life and builds a philosophy to meet them and make the most of them. He lives on the principle of nothing attempted, nothing gained and is resolved that if he fails he is going to fail while trying to succeed.
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Failure Nothing Philosophy Resolve Wise
The tax collector must love poor people, he’s creating so many of them.
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Creating People Taxation
Who grasps with his fist one who has an arm of steel injures only his own powerless wrist. Wait till inconstant fortune ties his hand, then … pick out his brains.
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Grasp Hands Power Ties
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
BILL VAUGHAN

Animal Gratitude Hilarious

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