What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse.
BILL VAUGHANEconomists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
More Bill Vaughan Quotes
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What they’ll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they’ll vomit, and they’ll come back and eat their body weight again. And they’ll vomit. And they’ll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.
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It is only the first obstacle which counts to conquer modesty.
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The wise man realistically accepts as part of life and builds a philosophy to meet them and make the most of them. He lives on the principle of nothing attempted, nothing gained and is resolved that if he fails he is going to fail while trying to succeed.
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He knows not the value of a day of pleasure who has not seen adversity.
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I like computers. It’s the first time that I am endorsing a computer brand. I am very computer savvy, so this is certainly up my ally.
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Our lives are fed by kind words and gracious behavior. We are nourished by expressions like ‘excuse me’, and other such simple courtesies.
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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There’s something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.
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Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.
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Books are delightful when prosperity happily smiles; when adversity threatens, they are inseparable comforters.
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On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.
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It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts.
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Dark windows are often a very clear proof.
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In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which get the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.
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The eyes are the amulets of the mind.
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