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Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.

Bill Vaughan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
BILL VAUGHAN

Baseball Parking Space Umpires
Aristocracy has three successive ages. First superiority s, then privileges and finally vanities. Having passed from the first, it degenerates in the second and dies in the third.
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Age Aristocracy Successive Superiority Vanity
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
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Day Disappear Groundhog Prophet
The Four Rules of Life: 1. Show Up 2. Pay Attention 3.Tell the Truth 4. Don’t be upset at the results.
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Attention Four Result Upset
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
BILL VAUGHAN

July Patriotic Real
Great power constitutes its own argument, and it never has much trouble drumming up friends, applause, sympathetic exegesis, and a band.
BILL VAUGHAN

Band Drumming Power
Our court dockets are so crowded today it would be better to refer to it as the overdue process of law.
BILL VAUGHAN

Law Overdue Today
Men do not mirror themselves in running water; they mirror themselves in still water.
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Men Mirror Running Water
The more human beings proceed by plan the more effectively they may be hit by accident
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Humans May Plans
Blushes are the rainbow of modesty.
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Blushes Modesty Rainbow
What ever is the natural propensity of a person is hard to overcome. If a dog were made a king, he would still gnaw at his shoes laces.
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Dog Kings Shoes
The Universe knows itself and expands itself through me.
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Expand Itself Knows Universe
The cold war was an aberration. Note how quickly the Europeans turned on America once 400 hostile divisions were no longer on their borders.
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Aberration Borders Country Division Hostile Longer War
What the heck do you think I’m doing? I’m laying these darn bricks! He then walked over to the second bricklayer and asked the same question.
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Bricklayer Bricks Question Same Walked
He knows not the value of a day of pleasure who has not seen adversity.
BILL VAUGHAN

Adversity Knows Pleasure
Beauty, alone, may please, not captivate; if lacking grace, ’tis but a hookless bait.
BILL VAUGHAN

Bait Beauty Grace

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