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Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?

Bill Vaughan

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Elderly Funny Witty
Keep strong if possible; in any case, keep cool.
BILL VAUGHAN

Case Event Strong
In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which get the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.
BILL VAUGHAN

Bird Century Firsts God Next
The cold war was an aberration. Note how quickly the Europeans turned on America once 400 hostile divisions were no longer on their borders.
BILL VAUGHAN

Aberration Borders Country Division Hostile Longer War
A nation has character only when it is free.
BILL VAUGHAN

Character Liberty Nations
One must seem to hear the unreasonable demands of the petulant, unmoved, and the tedious details of the dull, untired. That is the least price that a man must pay for a high station.
BILL VAUGHAN

High Station Tedious Unmoved Unreasonable
The wise man realistically accepts as part of life and builds a philosophy to meet them and make the most of them. He lives on the principle of nothing attempted, nothing gained and is resolved that if he fails he is going to fail while trying to succeed.
BILL VAUGHAN

Failure Nothing Philosophy Resolve Wise
Every time you look at a house in Los Angeles, the real-estate agent will tell you that someone famous once lived there. It always seemed irrelevant to me: Does a property gain value just because Alfred Hitchcock used to eat breakfast there?
BILL VAUGHAN

Doe House Real
The pretender sees no one but himself, Because he has the veil of conceit in front; If he were endowed with a God discerning eye, He would see that no one is weaker than himself.
BILL VAUGHAN

Conceit Discerning Endowed Eye Himself Veils
Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.
BILL VAUGHAN

Cops Improved Punishment Television
Thinking in words slows you down and actually decreases comprehension in much the same way as walking a tightrope too slowly makes one lose one’s balance.
BILL VAUGHAN

Balance Comprehensive Down Thinking
The more human beings proceed by plan the more effectively they may be hit by accident
BILL VAUGHAN

Humans May Plans
The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.
BILL VAUGHAN

Dams Eagles May
The price of power is responsibility for the public good.
BILL VAUGHAN

Good Power Public Responsibility
Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
BILL VAUGHAN

Effort Funny Humor
If the distance between ourselves and others becomes too great, we experience isolation and alienation, yet if the proximity to others becomes too close, we feel smothered and trapped.
BILL VAUGHAN

Becomes Experience Isolation Other Trapped

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