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By the age of twenty, any young man should know whether or not he is to be a specialist and just where his tastes lie.

Bill Vaughan

Blushes are the rainbow of modesty.
BILL VAUGHAN

Blushes Modesty Rainbow
What they’ll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they’ll vomit, and they’ll come back and eat their body weight again. And they’ll vomit. And they’ll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.
BILL VAUGHAN

Again Back Long Mashmallow Vomit Weight
Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.
BILL VAUGHAN

Best Hoping Worst
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
BILL VAUGHAN

Educational Funny Money
I believe the world is increasingly in danger of becoming split into groups which cannot communicate with each other, which no longer think of each other as members of the same species.
BILL VAUGHAN

Believe Communicate Groups Thinking
Whether it is fun to go to bed with a good book depends a great deal on who’s reading it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Book Depend Fun Reading
Hay smells different to lovers and horses.
BILL VAUGHAN

Different Horse Smell
Work is the means of living, but it is not living.
BILL VAUGHAN

Living Mean Work
He suffered from paralysis by analysis.
BILL VAUGHAN

Analysis Paralysis Suffer
There’s something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.
BILL VAUGHAN

Butter Chicken Couple Cows Eggs Price Something
It turns out there’s only one thing that capuchins really, really love – and that’s sweet stuff. If you give them a big vat of say, marshmallow fluff, and you let them go at it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Body Long Sweet Weight
Contraries are cured by contraries.
BILL VAUGHAN

Behavior Manners
I like computers. It’s the first time that I am endorsing a computer brand. I am very computer savvy, so this is certainly up my ally.
BILL VAUGHAN

Allies Computer Firsts
Discipline is like cabbage. We may not care for it ourselves, but feel sure it would be good for somebody else.
BILL VAUGHAN

Discipline Sensible Sports
Books are delightful when prosperity happily smiles; when adversity threatens, they are inseparable comforters.
BILL VAUGHAN

Adversity Art Books Threaten
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
BILL VAUGHAN

Dark Funny Teeth

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