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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don’t have time to get into mischief.

Bill Vaughan

Every woman is infallibly to be gained by every sort of flattery, and every man by one sort or other.
BILL VAUGHAN

Every Flattery Man Woman
Because, as we are told-a sad old joke, too- Ghosts, like the ladies, never speak till spoke to.
BILL VAUGHAN

Ghost Speak Spokes
When it is not necessary to amend the Constitution, it is necessary not to amend the Constitution.
BILL VAUGHAN

Amended Constitution Country Rules
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
BILL VAUGHAN

Baseball Parking Space Umpires
One of the quickest ways to become exhausted is by suppressing your feelings.
BILL VAUGHAN

Exhausted Feelings Way
He suffered from paralysis by analysis.
BILL VAUGHAN

Analysis Paralysis Suffer
O hour, of all hours, the most blesse’d upon earth, The bless’d hour of our dinners!
BILL VAUGHAN

Dinner Earth Eating
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
BILL VAUGHAN

Christmas Motivational New Year
There’s something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.
BILL VAUGHAN

Butter Chicken Couple Cows Eggs Price Something
What the heck do you think I’m doing? I’m laying these darn bricks! He then walked over to the second bricklayer and asked the same question.
BILL VAUGHAN

Bricklayer Bricks Question Same Walked
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
BILL VAUGHAN

Baby Children Happiness
Iraq may get peace and stability through restoring it’s sovereignty under participation of all Iraqi factions and sectarian groups, who must rebuild a new democratic, free and independent Iraq.
BILL VAUGHAN

Country Independent Participation Sovereignty
By the age of twenty, any young man should know whether or not he is to be a specialist and just where his tastes lie.
BILL VAUGHAN

Especially Lying Maturity Men Young
God wants us along for the victory, but it is His fight.
BILL VAUGHAN

Fighting God Victory
We didn’t used to think that having several of these little risk factors were a big deal. But it is. These little risk factors add up in a way that is worse for you than one big risk factor.
BILL VAUGHAN

Big Deal Factor Risk Several Way
A decision of the courts decided that the game of golf may be played on a Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
BILL VAUGHAN

Golf Sunday Views

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