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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don’t have time to get into mischief.

Bill Vaughan

Dark windows are often a very clear proof.
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Crime Dark Proof Window
Adolescence is society’s permission slip for combining physical maturity with psychological irresponsibility.
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Maturity Permission Psychological
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
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Baseball Parking Space Umpires
Economics is the science which studies human behaviour as a relationship between ends and scarce means which have alternative uses.
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Alternatives Behaviour Mean
The Four Rules of Life: 1. Show Up 2. Pay Attention 3.Tell the Truth 4. Don’t be upset at the results.
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Attention Four Result Upset
Discipline means protection from one’s own wanton interest.
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Discipline Mean Protection
Work is the means of living, but it is not living.
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Living Mean Work
Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?
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Atheism Atheist God Positive
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seamed with scars; martyrs have put on their coronation robes glittering with fire, and through their tears have the sorrowful first seen the gates of Heaven.
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Character Fire Gillitering Heaven Martyrs Massive Strongest
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
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Nations Nice Poor Would Be
There’s something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.
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Butter Chicken Couple Cows Eggs Price Something
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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July Patriotic Real
Discipline is like cabbage. We may not care for it ourselves, but feel sure it would be good for somebody else.
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Discipline Sensible Sports
We’ve found some things that are suspicious in nature, and we’re going to err on the side of caution.
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Caution Found Sides
Keep right on to the end of the road, Keep right on to the end. Tho’the way be long let your heart be strong, Keep right on round the bend. T
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Dream Keep Love Ong Strong
The old religions said that he was an atheist who did not believe in God. The new religion says that he is the atheist who does not believe in himself.
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Atheist Believe Self

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