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By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Bill Vaughan

Our court dockets are so crowded today it would be better to refer to it as the overdue process of law.
BILL VAUGHAN

Law Overdue Today
Behavior is the theory of manners practically applied.
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Behavior Manners
Work is the means of living, but it is not living.
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Living Mean Work
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
BILL VAUGHAN

Anger Animal Men Problem Space
Our lives are fed by kind words and gracious behavior. We are nourished by expressions like ‘excuse me’, and other such simple courtesies.
BILL VAUGHAN

Expression Kind Simple
The great soul that sits on the throne of the universe is not, never was, and never will be, in a hurry.
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God Soul Thrones
Beauty, alone, may please, not captivate; if lacking grace, ’tis but a hookless bait.
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Bait Beauty Grace
Remembrance of death saves one from this world’s deceit.
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Deceit Remembrance World
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
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Baby Children Happiness
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
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Fitness Sarcasm Sarcastic
The effect of boredom on a large scale in history is underestimated. It is a main cause of revolutions.
BILL VAUGHAN

Boredom Causes Revolution
Great power constitutes its own argument, and it never has much trouble drumming up friends, applause, sympathetic exegesis, and a band.
BILL VAUGHAN

Band Drumming Power
The less important you are on the table of organization, the more you’ll be missed if you don’t show up for work.
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Important Organization Work
If you think that one individual can’t make a difference in the world, consider what one cigar can do in a nine-room house.
BILL VAUGHAN

Differences House Thinking
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
BILL VAUGHAN

Animal Gratitude Hilarious
Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.
BILL VAUGHAN

Best Hoping Worst

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.

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