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Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn”t be seen dead at

Bill Vaughan

Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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Effort Funny Humor
Behavior is the theory of manners practically applied.
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Behavior Manners
What’s wonderful is to read the different translations – some done in 1600 and some in 1900 – of the same passage. It’s fascinating to watch the same tale repeated in such a different way by two different centuries.
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Done Fascinating Two Way Wonderful
Show me the research, show me the results, show me the conclusions – and then show me some qualified peer reviews of all that.
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Conclusion Research Results Reviews Show
Our lives are fed by kind words and gracious behavior. We are nourished by expressions like ‘excuse me’, and other such simple courtesies.
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Expression Kind Simple
On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.
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Believe Fleas Necks
The finger of God never leaves identical fingerprints.
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Atheism Fingerprint God
Adolescence is society’s permission slip for combining physical maturity with psychological irresponsibility.
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Maturity Permission Psychological
In the electronic age, books, words and reading are not likely to remain sufficiently authoritative and central to knowledge to justify literature.
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Age Book Reading Sufficient
No one can bring to God what you can.
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Bring God Uniqueness
He (God) doesn’t need me, but He desires me.
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Desire Individual Needs
There is a mighty big difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
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Differences Reason Sound
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
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Fitness Sarcasm Sarcastic
A nation has character only when it is free.
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Character Liberty Nations
Beauty, alone, may please, not captivate; if lacking grace, ’tis but a hookless bait.
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Bait Beauty Grace
Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.
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Cops Improved Punishment Television
Whether it is fun to go to bed with a good book depends a great deal on who’s reading it.
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Book Depend Fun Reading
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
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Christmas Motivational New Year
On the one hand, it’s common sense it’s hard to see someone you love get sick or die. People are interconnected and their health is, too.
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Common Hands People Sense
Do not expect too much of the end of the world.
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End Much World
A third, of more extensive learning, ran To Sir George Villiers’ Ghost, and Mrs. Veal; Of sheeted Spectres spoke with shorten’d breath, And thrice he quoted Drelincourt on Death.
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Breath Death Ghost Learning More
There’s something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.
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Butter Chicken Couple Cows Eggs Price Something
One murder makes a villain, millions often a hero.
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Hero Milion Murder Villain
In the game of life, it’s a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
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Funny Inspirational Life
Blushes are the rainbow of modesty.
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Blushes Modesty Rainbow
Where would the gardener be if there were no more weeds?
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Garden Gardener Weed
Do not believe a thing because you read it in a book! Do not believe a thing because another has said it so! Find out the truth for yourself.
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Believe Book Experience

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