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Because, as we are told-a sad old joke, too- Ghosts, like the ladies, never speak till spoke to.

Bill Vaughan

One advantage to having a kid on the spectrum: they tend to be rule followers. Socially, things are harder for them than most kids.
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Advantage Followers Kids
What the heck do you think I’m doing? I’m laying these darn bricks! He then walked over to the second bricklayer and asked the same question.
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Bricklayer Bricks Question Same Walked
Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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Effort Funny Humor
When a woman talks, she just wants to be heard.
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Heard Want Woman
You cannot speak of the ocean to a frog that lives in a well.
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Frogs Ocean Understanding
Dark windows are often a very clear proof.
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Crime Dark Proof Window
If you’re involved in an accident and you’re at fault $500,000 may not be enough. Do you really want to lose your house because you failed to spend an extra couple of hundred bucks?
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Couple House May
Dread not events unknown, and be not downhearted, for the fountain of the water of life is involved in obscurity.
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Events Future Life Water
The great soul that sits on the throne of the universe is not, never was, and never will be, in a hurry.
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God Soul Thrones
Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.
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Cops Improved Punishment Television
Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn”t be seen dead at
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Invited Irritating Party
People who have little to do are excessive talkers.
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Behaviour Littles People
Discipline means protection from one’s own wanton interest.
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Discipline Mean Protection
The most malignant of enemies is the lust which abides within.
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Enemy Lust Most
It turns out there’s only one thing that capuchins really, really love – and that’s sweet stuff. If you give them a big vat of say, marshmallow fluff, and you let them go at it.
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Body Long Sweet Weight
We’ve found some things that are suspicious in nature, and we’re going to err on the side of caution.
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Caution Found Sides

Because, as we are told-a sad old joke, too- Ghosts, like the ladies, never speak till spoke to.

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