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Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?

Bill Vaughan

Thinking in words slows you down and actually decreases comprehension in much the same way as walking a tightrope too slowly makes one lose one’s balance.
BILL VAUGHAN

Balance Comprehensive Down Thinking
The suburb is a place where someone cuts down all the trees to build houses, and then names the streets after the trees.
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Cutting House Names
Middle age is when you realize that you’ll never live long enough to try all the recipes you spent thirty years clipping out of newspapers and magazines.
BILL VAUGHAN

Age Long Years
In the electronic age, books, words and reading are not likely to remain sufficiently authoritative and central to knowledge to justify literature.
BILL VAUGHAN

Age Book Reading Sufficient
What the result means is that the Franco-German axis is in serious trouble. It’s the end of a phase which began in 2002.
BILL VAUGHAN

Axes Mean Phases
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
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Developer Fun Home Names Street
One of the most gracious dispensations of God concerning His saints is their lovely unawareness of sanctity. The nearer they move to Him, the more conscious are they of sin.
BILL VAUGHAN

Grace Gracious Heart Moving Saint
The SPR is intended to provide relief at times when working families are struggling to make ends meet, and to counter the price shocks that accompany severe supply disruptions. Now is undoubtedly such a time.
BILL VAUGHAN

Disruption relief Struggle
Great power constitutes its own argument, and it never has much trouble drumming up friends, applause, sympathetic exegesis, and a band.
BILL VAUGHAN

Band Drumming Power
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
BILL VAUGHAN

Baseball Parking Space Umpires
On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.
BILL VAUGHAN

Believe Fleas Necks
Journalism, like history, has no therapeutic value; it is better able to diagnose than to cure, and it provides society with a primitive means of psychoanalysis that allows the patient to judge the distance between fantasy and reality.
BILL VAUGHAN

Distance Mean Provide Psychoanalysis Reality Society
When gossip grows old it becomes myth.
BILL VAUGHAN

Gossip Grows Myth
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
BILL VAUGHAN

Anger Animal Men Problem Space
We’ve found some things that are suspicious in nature, and we’re going to err on the side of caution.
BILL VAUGHAN

Caution Found Sides
What’s wonderful is to read the different translations – some done in 1600 and some in 1900 – of the same passage. It’s fascinating to watch the same tale repeated in such a different way by two different centuries.
BILL VAUGHAN

Done Fascinating Two Way Wonderful

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