black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

Bill Vaughan

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don’t have time to get into mischief.
BILL VAUGHAN

Cleaning Filling Smoking
Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.
BILL VAUGHAN

Cops Improved Punishment Television
Humility is the embroidery of chiefs.
BILL VAUGHAN

Chief Embroidery Humility
An indefinable something is to be done, in a way nobody knows how, at a time nobody knows when, that will accomplish nobody knows what.
BILL VAUGHAN

Done Reform Something Way
People who have little to do are excessive talkers.
BILL VAUGHAN

Behaviour Littles People
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.
BILL VAUGHAN

Freedom Funny Humorous
Whether it is fun to go to bed with a good book depends a great deal on who’s reading it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Book Depend Fun Reading
The cold war was an aberration. Note how quickly the Europeans turned on America once 400 hostile divisions were no longer on their borders.
BILL VAUGHAN

Aberration Borders Country Division Hostile Longer War
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
BILL VAUGHAN

Baby Children Happiness
The Four Rules of Life: 1. Show Up 2. Pay Attention 3.Tell the Truth 4. Don’t be upset at the results.
BILL VAUGHAN

Attention Four Result Upset
Occasionally we sigh for an earlier day when we could just look at the stars without worrying whether they were theirs or ours.
BILL VAUGHAN

Progress Stars Worry
Where would the gardener be if there were no more weeds?
BILL VAUGHAN

Garden Gardener Weed
Dread not events unknown, and be not downhearted, for the fountain of the water of life is involved in obscurity.
BILL VAUGHAN

Events Future Life Water
Doing leads more surely to talking than talking to doing.
BILL VAUGHAN

Action Surely Talking
When gossip grows old it becomes myth.
BILL VAUGHAN

Gossip Grows Myth
Middle age is when you realize that you’ll never live long enough to try all the recipes you spent thirty years clipping out of newspapers and magazines.
BILL VAUGHAN

Age Long Years

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Bill Vaughan Quotes