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Bill Vaughan

What the result means is that the Franco-German axis is in serious trouble. It’s the end of a phase which began in 2002.
BILL VAUGHAN

Axes Mean Phases
The perfumed spectators are wont to look on, not to join in the struggle, nor to endure the sun, the heat, the dust, and the showers.
BILL VAUGHAN

Look Perfume Showers Struggle
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Elderly Funny Witty
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.
BILL VAUGHAN

Freedom Funny Humorous
Our court dockets are so crowded today it would be better to refer to it as the overdue process of law.
BILL VAUGHAN

Law Overdue Today
Insofar as theology is an attempt to define and clarify intellectual positions, it is apt to lead to discussion, to differences of opinion, even to controversy, and hence to be divisive.
BILL VAUGHAN

Differences Issues Strong
Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?
BILL VAUGHAN

Among Cannibal Vegetarians
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
BILL VAUGHAN

Nations Nice Poor Would Be
One murder makes a villain, millions often a hero.
BILL VAUGHAN

Hero Milion Murder Villain
Letters should be easy and natural.
BILL VAUGHAN

Easy Letters Natural
In the game of life, it’s a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
BILL VAUGHAN

Funny Inspirational Life
Healing is the rediscovery of who we are and who we have always been.
BILL VAUGHAN

Always Healing Rediscovery
The finger of God never leaves identical fingerprints.
BILL VAUGHAN

Atheism Fingerprint God
Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.
BILL VAUGHAN

Best Hoping Worst
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
BILL VAUGHAN

Animal Gratitude Hilarious
Dread not events unknown, and be not downhearted, for the fountain of the water of life is involved in obscurity.
BILL VAUGHAN

Events Future Life Water

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