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Beauty, alone, may please, not captivate; if lacking grace, ’tis but a hookless bait.

Bill Vaughan

Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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Effort Funny Humor
Deep in the sea are riches beyond compare, But if you seek safety, it is on the shore.
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Riches Safety Sea
It’s never safe to be nostalgic about something until you’re absolutely certain there’s no chance of its coming back
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Chance Nostalgia Safe
Humility is the embroidery of chiefs.
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Chief Embroidery Humility
What the heck do you think I’m doing? I’m laying these darn bricks! He then walked over to the second bricklayer and asked the same question.
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Bricklayer Bricks Question Same Walked
The pretender sees no one but himself, Because he has the veil of conceit in front; If he were endowed with a God discerning eye, He would see that no one is weaker than himself.
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Conceit Discerning Endowed Eye Himself Veils
The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can’t charge it.
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Christmas Ideal Trouble
Economics is the science which studies human behaviour as a relationship between ends and scarce means which have alternative uses.
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Alternatives Behaviour Mean
Aristocracy has three successive ages. First superiority s, then privileges and finally vanities. Having passed from the first, it degenerates in the second and dies in the third.
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Age Aristocracy Successive Superiority Vanity
Someday there is going to be a book about a middle-aged man with a good job, a beautiful wife and two lovely children who still manages to be happy.
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Beautiful Children Jobs Manager
What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse.
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Heaven Pity Way
At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.
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Humor Law Moving
The best that can be said of you is that you got saved.
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Said Salvation Saved
Middle age is when you realize that you’ll never live long enough to try all the recipes you spent thirty years clipping out of newspapers and magazines.
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Age Long Years
He suffered from paralysis by analysis.
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Analysis Paralysis Suffer
If the distance between ourselves and others becomes too great, we experience isolation and alienation, yet if the proximity to others becomes too close, we feel smothered and trapped.
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Becomes Experience Isolation Other Trapped

Beauty, alone, may please, not captivate; if lacking grace, ’tis but a hookless bait.

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