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A statesman is any politician it’s considered safe to name a school after.

Bill Vaughan

Every time you look at a house in Los Angeles, the real-estate agent will tell you that someone famous once lived there. It always seemed irrelevant to me: Does a property gain value just because Alfred Hitchcock used to eat breakfast there?
BILL VAUGHAN

Doe House Real
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
BILL VAUGHAN

Educational Funny Money
When it is not necessary to amend the Constitution, it is necessary not to amend the Constitution.
BILL VAUGHAN

Amended Constitution Country Rules
The United States grants the favors of the second, third, or fifty-seventh chance, and its citizens remain free to invent for themselves whatever character draws a crowd or pays the rent.
BILL VAUGHAN

Character Forgiveness United States
I want to be the first to bless you on what God has blessed you with – fighting in the heart of the Muslim world that was a battleground for large historic Islamic wars and what is now the place of Islam’s greatest war in the present era.
BILL VAUGHAN

Blessed Islamic War
What they’ll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they’ll vomit, and they’ll come back and eat their body weight again. And they’ll vomit. And they’ll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.
BILL VAUGHAN

Again Back Long Mashmallow Vomit Weight
Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.
BILL VAUGHAN

Best Hoping Worst
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
BILL VAUGHAN

Baby Children Happiness
Letters should be easy and natural.
BILL VAUGHAN

Easy Letters Natural
The Christianity which is shared is the Christianity which is convincing.
BILL VAUGHAN

Christianity Convincing Shared
Show me the research, show me the results, show me the conclusions – and then show me some qualified peer reviews of all that.
BILL VAUGHAN

Conclusion Research Results Reviews Show
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
BILL VAUGHAN

Fitness Sarcasm Sarcastic
Experience is something I always think I have until I get more of it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Experience Thinking
What the result means is that the Franco-German axis is in serious trouble. It’s the end of a phase which began in 2002.
BILL VAUGHAN

Axes Mean Phases
Nor all America can claim him now: Forevermore he is Mankind’s and God’s.
BILL VAUGHAN

Claims Country God Mankind
Every woman is infallibly to be gained by every sort of flattery, and every man by one sort or other.
BILL VAUGHAN

Every Flattery Man Woman

A statesman is any politician it’s considered safe to name a school after.

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