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Every woman is infallibly to be gained by every sort of flattery, and every man by one sort or other.

Bill Vaughan

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
BILL VAUGHAN

Fitness Sarcasm Sarcastic
The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.
BILL VAUGHAN

Dams Eagles May
There are two kinds of pedestrians… the quick and the dead.
BILL VAUGHAN

Kind Pedestrian Two
The perfumed spectators are wont to look on, not to join in the struggle, nor to endure the sun, the heat, the dust, and the showers.
BILL VAUGHAN

Look Perfume Showers Struggle
Every woman is infallibly to be gained by every sort of flattery, and every man by one sort or other.
BILL VAUGHAN

Every Flattery Man Woman
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
BILL VAUGHAN

Developer Fun Home Names Street
Dread not events unknown, and be not downhearted, for the fountain of the water of life is involved in obscurity.
BILL VAUGHAN

Events Future Life Water
We’ve found some things that are suspicious in nature, and we’re going to err on the side of caution.
BILL VAUGHAN

Caution Found Sides
Meditating means bringing the mind back to something again and again. Thus, we all meditate, but unless we direct it in some way, we meditate on ourselves and on our own problems, reinforcing our self-clinging.
BILL VAUGHAN

Mean Meditate Meditation Ourselves Self
Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.
BILL VAUGHAN

Animal Chocolate Cows
Occasionally we sigh for an earlier day when we could just look at the stars without worrying whether they were theirs or ours.
BILL VAUGHAN

Progress Stars Worry
Discipline is like cabbage. We may not care for it ourselves, but feel sure it would be good for somebody else.
BILL VAUGHAN

Discipline Sensible Sports
In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which get the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.
BILL VAUGHAN

Bird Century Firsts God Next
Your thoughts are making you.
BILL VAUGHAN

Making Person Thought
Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
BILL VAUGHAN

Effort Funny Humor
Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?
BILL VAUGHAN

Among Cannibal Vegetarians

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