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Many children fully realize their parents see them as astonishing creatures and incorporate that into their daily presentations. That is, they throw their stuff on the floor because if you are truly amazing you can pretty much do what you want. Right?
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Children Parent Presentations Want
They advertise on the radio for food stamps!
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Food Radio Stamps
There is little anyone can do with fanatics. Reasoning with them is a fool’s errand. Avoiding them is mandatory.
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Errands Fool Littles
So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at two in the morning. She’s walking by herself on the West Side Highway, and she gets picked up by a thug. All right. Now she’s out of her mind, drunk.
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Mind Morning Predictor Right
I believe that inside many Americans lies certain uneasiness about capital punishment.
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Believe Lying Punishment
You know, look, if I could strangle these people and not go to hell and get executed, I would, but I can’t.
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Hell Looks People
The truth is the committed left press in America is not longer interest in reporting the news.
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Country News Today Views
My father firmly embraced the Ralph Kramden philosophy: he was king of his Levittown castle. He worked hard, and his family deferred to his wishes. Except me. I did not defer and was disciplined accordingly.
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Embraced Father Kings Philosophy
The Denver Post has actually hired an editor to promote pot.
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Actually Denver Editors Promote
I’ve been to Africa three times. All right? You can’t bring Western reasoning into the culture. The same way you can’t bring it into fundamental Islam.
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GDP Islam Reasoning Three Western
The Clintons opposed gay marriage. They did don’t ask, don’t tell. They did the Defense of Marriage Act.
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Country Defense Gay President
If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it’s clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again.
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Administration Apology Hussein Literature Trust
It is up to each voter to evaluate honesty and competency in a factual, therefore fair way.
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Competency Honesty Voters Way
My inspiration comes from that and so I wrote ‘Killing Jesus,’ because I think I was directed to write that.
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Inspiration Jesus Writing
I used to be a wicked disco guy.
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Guy Used Wicked
It’s very difficult to pin down the President of the United States without subpoena powers.
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President United States

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