Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
BILL MURRAYI kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
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The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we’re doing.
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Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little… poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who’s giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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The cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That’s kind of what it’s like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.
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Well it’s hard to be yourself, it’s the hardest job there is.
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I try to be available for life to happen to me. We’re in this life, and if you’re not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it. But if you’re available, life gets huge. You’re really living it.
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And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
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I don’t know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn’t know how much money I was making.
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If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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I’m not an ungenerous person; I don’t resent it. It’s just sort of a head-scratcher.
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No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.
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Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
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If we don’t get this done, we’re never going to be friends, because if we don’t get the job done, then the one thing we did together that we had to do together we failed.”
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I really don’t know what’s going to come out of my mouth.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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