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Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.

Bill Murray

You say, “Do you want a piece of this movie?” And he’s got to sell this movie to get his money back. That’s the brains of it; that’s the genius of this financing. “You want Germany? Give us a million dollars and you’ve got Germany.”
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Back Country Financing Money Movie
Somewhere there’s a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.
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Life Obligation Score
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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Deep Dying Humor Thought
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?
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Day Girl Good Sunset
People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You’re new and you’re hot and things go wrong.
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Hot People Successful
If we don’t get this done, we’re never going to be friends, because if we don’t get the job done, then the one thing we did together that we had to do together we failed.”
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Done Failed Friend Together
Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage – I had to bury myself in my napkin.
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Buy Damage Everybody Napkin
Here’s the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don’t get there, we’re both fired.
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Downsizing Faster Fired
My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, ‘That’s it-let’s get the hell outta here.’
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Acting Award Winning
Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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Crash Knows People
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don’t think it’s so much stealing as… being a part of the flow of the universe.
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Dark Negative Thinking
I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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Day Groundhog Groundhogs
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we’re doing.
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Forget Hell Interesting Mean Women
The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that’s very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.
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Buying Car Mother
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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Army Feet Humorous
Don’t think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you’ll never do a thing.
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Errors Otherwise Thinking

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