Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
BILL MURRAYHalf of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I’m just telling everyone that it’s a wonderful place to go.
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No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.
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We’re born alone. We do need each other. It’s lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that’s part of your obligation.
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If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just sort of think in your ordinary mind, ‘
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When I feel like I’m stuck, I do something – not like I’m Mother Teresa or anything, but there’s someone that’s forgotten about in your life, all the time. Someone that could use an ‘Attaboy’ or a ‘How you doin’ out there.
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You work, you get paid, you drink.
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Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
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So you’d have to improvise something or create something or try to work with the ware and try to figure out, how do you make this visually and orally acceptable, entertaining?
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There’s only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing.
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So I went, and one of the funniest film moments I’ve ever had was when they introduced the New York film critics. They all stood up – motley isn’t the word for that group.
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People say I’m difficult and sometimes that’s a badge of honour.
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Every moment that you share someone else’s pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
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Groundhog Day’ was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn’t even get nominated for an Academy Award.
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