You cannot pray them out of hell.
BILL MURRAYWe still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it
More Bill Murray Quotes
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Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
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Nowadays, the scripts are just so much better, that you don’t have to feel that way. You feel like the script’s coming to you, you can just relax. You don’t have to drive the boat.
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Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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While I have felt lonely many times in my life, the oddest feeling of all was after my mother, Lucille, died. My father had already died, but I always had some attachment to our big family while she was alive. It seems strange to say now that I felt so lonely, yet I did.
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To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
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Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn’t here yet, whatever it’s going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That’s it.
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You can’t think about what you’re going to do. It just gets in the way. You have to be just available for life, otherwise you’re not bringing anything to the party. So I don’t lie awake thinking about what I’m going to do workwise. There’s just too much going on.
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I don’t want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
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Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.
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You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
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If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say ‘Did you just see what I saw?!’, you’ll find that no-one wants to talk to you.
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You work, you get paid, you drink.
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I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.
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There’s only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing.
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The cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That’s kind of what it’s like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.
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