Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
BILL MURRAYThe cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You’ve got to give them a year and a half, two years.
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You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
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Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little… poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who’s giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.
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You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba.
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Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage – I had to bury myself in my napkin.
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No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.
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People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You’re new and you’re hot and things go wrong.
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And I don’t like to work. I only like working when I’m working.
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It’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
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Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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If you have a good script, that’s what gets you involved. It’s harder to write a good screenplay than to find something.
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It just doesn’t matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER! It just doesn’t matter! It just doesn’t matter!
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Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them.
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All of us kids ended up ‘doing Mom.’ There are four of us who’ve tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance.
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