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If you have a good script, that’s what gets you involved. It’s harder to write a good screenplay than to find something.

Bill Murray

Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little… poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who’s giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
BILL MURRAY

Giving Hard Times Want
I wanted to be a doctor once upon a time, but it turns out you’ve got to study, and that wasn’t going to happen. I had no idea what I was going to do. I had trouble holding jobs because they want you to be on time. That wasn’t going to work.
BILL MURRAY

Doctors Ideas Jobs
Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
BILL MURRAY

Enemy People War Worst
Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
BILL MURRAY

Acting Needs Suits
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.
BILL MURRAY

Comedian Jobs Work
It just doesn’t matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER! It just doesn’t matter! It just doesn’t matter!
BILL MURRAY

Just Lose Matter
The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.
BILL MURRAY

Atheist Easter Friday
The set is stocked with Victorian extras and little children in Oliver kind of outfits, and the director says, “All right, Bud – just give it whatever you want.” And Hackett goes off on a rant. Unbelievably obscene.
BILL MURRAY

Oliver Right Stocked Unbelievable
And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field.
BILL MURRAY

Children Girls Heads Men Noses
And go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you’re still in love with that person, get married at the airport.
BILL MURRAY

Airport Back Come Married Person
One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
BILL MURRAY

Acting Myself Way
That’s sort of why I got into acting. I realized the more fun I had, the better I did it. And I thought, that’s a job I could be proud of. It’s changed my life learning that, and it’s made me better at what I do.
BILL MURRAY

Although Better Change Made Realize
My back hurts. My legs ache. I’m only four!
BILL MURRAY

Four Hurt Legs
We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
BILL MURRAY

Country Home Travel
Buddy Hackett [was] talking – this is Hackett, not me – about the Virgin Mary, a limerick sort of thing, and all these children and families … the look of absolute horror.
BILL MURRAY

Anything Children Say Talking
I really don’t know what’s going to come out of my mouth.
BILL MURRAY

Intuition Knows Mouths

If you have a good script, that’s what gets you involved. It’s harder to write a good screenplay than to find something.

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