Well it’s hard to be yourself, it’s the hardest job there is.
BILL MURRAYIt’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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Rather than life just rolling over you, and you wake up and it’s Thursday, and what happened to Monday? Whatever the best part of my life has been, has been as a result of that remembering.
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He’s going on and on and on, and finally he stops. It’s just total horror, and the camera’s still rolling. You can hear it, sort of a grinding noise. And the director says, “Anything else, Bud?”
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I think we’re all sort of imprisoned by – or at least bound to – the choices we make… You want to say no at the right time and you want to say yes more sparingly.
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When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
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Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
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But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything – your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls.
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The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You’ve got to give them a year and a half, two years.
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Every moment that you share someone else’s pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
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To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
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I don’t know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn’t know how much money I was making.
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And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field.
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I’m not an ungenerous person; I don’t resent it. It’s just sort of a head-scratcher.
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I thought, well, here we go. But I knew that was where he was headed. He had been going this way for some time. All directors, once they have some success, they want to spend a whole heck of a lot of money. (Something else can’t hear.)
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You work, you get paid, you drink.
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Here’s the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don’t get there, we’re both fired.
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