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You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.

Bill Murray

In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can’t help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They’re very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you’re there.
BILL MURRAY

Country Helping Ideas
The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You’ve got to give them a year and a half, two years.
BILL MURRAY

Ass Famous Giving Two Years
I’m just a potato that won’t quit. I’m a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I’ve got legs.
BILL MURRAY

Eye Legs Potatoes
It’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
BILL MURRAY

Anything Artist Hard
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
BILL MURRAY

Get Real Sometimes Tired
When you did the job, you thought you were just trying to amuse your friends who are all on the job. I’m just trying to make the sound guy laugh, the script supervisor.
BILL MURRAY

Golf Jobs Laughing
We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
BILL MURRAY

Country Home Travel
That’s sort of why I got into acting. I realized the more fun I had, the better I did it. And I thought, that’s a job I could be proud of. It’s changed my life learning that, and it’s made me better at what I do.
BILL MURRAY

Although Better Change Made Realize
I don’t know what my fans are going to think. It’s definitely not what they’re used to from me.
BILL MURRAY

Fans Thinking Used
I don’t know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn’t know how much money I was making.
BILL MURRAY

Guy How Know Making Money
When I feel like I’m stuck, I do something – not like I’m Mother Teresa or anything, but there’s someone that’s forgotten about in your life, all the time. Someone that could use an ‘Attaboy’ or a ‘How you doin’ out there.
BILL MURRAY

Forgotten Mother Use
The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.
BILL MURRAY

Better Keep Needs Things
If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
BILL MURRAY

Answers Google Media Social
I thought, well, here we go. But I knew that was where he was headed. He had been going this way for some time. All directors, once they have some success, they want to spend a whole heck of a lot of money. (Something else can’t hear.)
BILL MURRAY

Director Headed Heck Success Whole
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.
BILL MURRAY

Comedian Jobs Work
One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
BILL MURRAY

Acting Myself Way

You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.

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