I don’t know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn’t know how much money I was making.
BILL MURRAYI think midlife crisis is just a point where people’s careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field.
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Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can’t help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They’re very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you’re there.
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My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, ‘That’s it-let’s get the hell outta here.’
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Nowadays, the scripts are just so much better, that you don’t have to feel that way. You feel like the script’s coming to you, you can just relax. You don’t have to drive the boat.
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Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It’s so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can’t rule them all, you can’t get an accord from all of them.
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The only good thing about fame that I’ve gotten is I’ve gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I’ve gotten into a restaurant when I didn’t have a suit and tie on. That’s really about it.
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There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.
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My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are.
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We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
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I really don’t know what’s going to come out of my mouth.
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I’m not an ungenerous person; I don’t resent it. It’s just sort of a head-scratcher.
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The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.
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If I run into someone on the street, that’s one thing. But answering mail for a living? I like a job where you can play and act kind of goofy and have some fun.
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Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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