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You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

Bill Murray

You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba.
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Acting Cells People
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don’t think it’s so much stealing as… being a part of the flow of the universe.
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Dark Negative Thinking
Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.
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Automatic Needs Vacation
Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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Crash Knows People
If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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Answers Google Media Social
Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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Enemy People War Worst
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
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Blood Giving Inspirational
I would jump into the middle of the street and say, “excuse me, there’s a Mercedes that’s got to get through here.” And I would push people out of the way, “get out of the way! Let him through!” Smacking their cars and stuff. Just like, “whack” and you just jump into it.
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Cars People Stuff
Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
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Day Kissing Necks
If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say ‘Did you just see what I saw?!’, you’ll find that no-one wants to talk to you.
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Person Random Saws Shoulders Want
Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little… poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who’s giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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Giving Hard Times Want
The cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That’s kind of what it’s like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.
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Angry People Pop Thousand
I thought, well, here we go. But I knew that was where he was headed. He had been going this way for some time. All directors, once they have some success, they want to spend a whole heck of a lot of money. (Something else can’t hear.)
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Director Headed Heck Success Whole
Every moment that you share someone else’s pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
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Moments Pain Share
I act like a jerk sometimes.
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Act Jerks Like Sometimes
You cannot pray them out of hell.
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Hell Praying Scary

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

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