I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
BILL MURRAYI was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?
More Bill Murray Quotes
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I think we’re all sort of imprisoned by – or at least bound to – the choices we make… You want to say no at the right time and you want to say yes more sparingly.
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All parties are good.
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People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You’re new and you’re hot and things go wrong.
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We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
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If you have a good script, that’s what gets you involved. It’s harder to write a good screenplay than to find something.
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To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
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Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so. – Stephen Leacockof Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good.
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I knew that’s where I was going. I knew we were going to Italy. You couldn’t make this movie in America at this price. I knew it was going to be big. I knew there was going to be a ship involved and that there was going to be a set as big as the ship.
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Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It’s so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can’t rule them all, you can’t get an accord from all of them.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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You work, you get paid, you drink.
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Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
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We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it
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If I run into someone on the street, that’s one thing. But answering mail for a living? I like a job where you can play and act kind of goofy and have some fun.
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Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him.
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