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BILL MURRAYWhenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time away, and any trouble you get into through being well known. It’s not for the acting, that’s for sure.
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My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
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You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
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If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say ‘Did you just see what I saw?!’, you’ll find that no-one wants to talk to you.
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I think we’re all sort of imprisoned by – or at least bound to – the choices we make… You want to say no at the right time and you want to say yes more sparingly.
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Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.
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Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.
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To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
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Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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I didn’t get into this position by being like a stiff sitting on the set in a folding chair. I did it by walking around on the streets and stirring things up.
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I mean, everybody would love to have their clothes torn off by a mob of girls, but being screamed at is different.
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I don’t answer fan mail. I don’t have time for that. It’s like hundreds of thousands of people who think they’re going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don’t have time for those idiots. I’ve got stuff to do.
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.
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