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When we realize finally that we aren’t God’s given children, we’ll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

Bill Mauldin

If you’re a leader, you don’t push wet spaghetti, you pull it.
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Leadership Spaghetti Wet
When you’re born again, your DNA changes. You have the ability to understand God’s terms.
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Ability Born Again DNA
Peace’ is when nobody’s shooting. A ‘just peace’ is when our side gets what it wants.
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Cynical Shooting Want
I’ve never wanted just part of the package, part of the prize. I want it all!
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Packages Prize Want Wanted
All coaching is, is taking a player where he can’t take himself.
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Coaching Player Teamwork
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
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Funny Motivation Science
I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man’s conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.
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Army Conception Mean Men
True worship is not just an emotional experience. It reaches to the very depths of our souls and touches every aspect of our being
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Depth Emotional Soul
If you want to take the meaning of the word integrity and reduce it to its simplest terms, you’d conclude that a man of integrity is a promise keeper. When he gives you his word. You can take it to the bank. His word is good.
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Honesty Integrity Men
But someone once described the contrast between a good life and a godly life as the difference between the top of the ocean and the bottom.
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Beautiful Good Life Ocean
You have to convince your players that the only reason a play failed was that they didn’t execute properly.
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Play Player Property Reason
Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.
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Civilization Made Status
If you’re a leader, you don’t push wet spaghetti, you pull it. The U.S. Army still has to learn that. The British understand it. Patton understood it. I always admired Patton.
BILL MAULDIN

Attitude Dark Soldier
We have not come to compete with one another. We have come to complete one another.
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Building Team Team Building
I drew pictures for and about the soldiers because I knew what their life was like and understood their gripes. I wanted to make something out of the humorous situations which come up even when you don’t think life could be any more miserable.
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Humorous Soldier Thinking
I know many Catholics love God with all their heart. I have genuine respect for anyone who truly has given their life to Christ. We read about Mother Teresa and what a wonderful example she was.
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Catholic Heart Mother

When we realize finally that we aren’t God’s given children, we’ll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

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