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I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements.
Bill KlemBill Klem Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.
Bill KlemBill Klem The most cowardly thing in the world is blaming mistakes upon the umpires. Too many managers strut around on the field trying to manage the umpires instead of their teams.
Bill KlemBill Klem To me, baseball is not a game, but a religion.
Bill KlemBill Klem Fix your eye on the ball from the moment the pitcher holds it in his glove. Follow it as he throws to the plate and stay with it until the play is completed. Action takes place only where the ball goes.
Bill KlemBill Klem That guy in a twenty-five cent bleacher seat is as much entitled to know a call as the guy in the boxes. He can see my arm signal even if he can’t hear my voice.
Bill KlemBill Klem There are one-hundred fifty-four games in a season and you can find one-hundred fifty-four reasons why your team should have won every one of them.
Bill KlemBill Klem An angry player can’t argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away.
Bill KlemBill Klem
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This so-called fame or being better off doesn’t really attract me at all.
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Ai WeiweiAi Weiwei I am very much interested in the so-called useless object. I mean, it takes perfect craftsmanship, beautiful material carefully measured and crafted, but at the same time it’s really useless.
Ai WeiweiAi Weiwei The so-called peace path is not peace and it is not a substitute for jihad and resistance
Ahmed YassinAhmed Yassin One of the reasons why my album is called ‘Forget the World’ is because when you listen to the world, you make stupid mistakes.
AfrojackAfrojack Don’t get caught up on ‘I’m brown, black, white, red, blue, whatever.’ You gotta ask, what were you called before 1492?
Afrika BambaataaAfrika Bambaataa So in that respect I could be called one, although I don’t think I’ll go off the rails.
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