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Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright – getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.

Bill Hader

I can’t cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.
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Bowls Cereal Cooks
I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.
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Character Enjoy Italian Names
When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.
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Long Night School
Richard Grieco once asked for a bunch of M&M’s
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Asked Bunch People
If a guy doesn’t like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.
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Funny Girl Guy Life
I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared,
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Elevator Guy Needs Wigs
I was into writing and directing. I was a bit of a reluctant actor. I would always ask friends to shoot or direct their movies, but then they’d want me to be in them.
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Actor Want Writing
I always felt better co-writing something – always co-writing. Because if I was the lead of it and it failed, then it failed on my own accord. I would say, “Well, I liked it or I screwed up. I take the hit on this one.”
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Accord Wells Writing
Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright – getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.
BILL HADER

Enough People Television
It was nice doing something and hearing someone go, ‘Hey, you’re good at this.’
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Good Guy Hearing Something
My kids, they’re always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something.
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Embarrassed Kids Voice
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.
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California Ideas Song
No one knows anything. You’re going to make mistakes and you’re going to do things that people think are stupid. You can’t sit there and go, “I never want to make a mistake.”
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Mistake Stupid Thinking
I’m not a fan of the Eagles, but I’ve watched their documentary numerous times and everyone who’s watched it with me has sung along to the songs, much to my dismay.
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Documentary Eagles Fans Song
The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience.
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Audience Best Things Do Things
I’m never the romantic lead. I’m the guy walking in on the romantic lead, going, “Oh sorry! I’ll leave you guys alone.”
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Guy Sorry Walking

Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright – getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.

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Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright – getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.

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