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The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience.

Bill Hader

I was into writing and directing. I was a bit of a reluctant actor. I would always ask friends to shoot or direct their movies, but then they’d want me to be in them.
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Actor Want Writing
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.
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California Ideas Song
Richard Grieco once asked for a bunch of M&M’s
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Asked Bunch People
Comedy is this weird thing. You have no idea why certain things work and other things don’t work.
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Comedy Thing Way Work
A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.
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Favorite Things Insane Person World
I can’t cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.
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Bowls Cereal Cooks
I’m never the romantic lead. I’m the guy walking in on the romantic lead, going, “Oh sorry! I’ll leave you guys alone.”
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Guy Sorry Walking
No one knows anything. You’re going to make mistakes and you’re going to do things that people think are stupid. You can’t sit there and go, “I never want to make a mistake.”
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Mistake Stupid Thinking
When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.
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Long Night School
I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.
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Country Look Need Nothing People Props
My dad’s from there, and I have relatives there, but I don’t think I’ve been to Chicago since I was like 9.
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Country Dad Thinking
Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you’re with somebody.
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Improvising Yeah
Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright – getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.
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Enough People Television
I move out here, and next thing I know I’m 25, and the only thing I’ve heard is, ‘Can you get a coffee, can you hurry up with the thing, blah blah blah.’
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Coffee Moving Nice
I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared,
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Elevator Guy Needs Wigs
It was nice doing something and hearing someone go, ‘Hey, you’re good at this.’
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Good Guy Hearing Something

The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience.

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The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience.

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