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The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience.

Bill Hader

When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.
BILL HADER

Long Night School
I move out here, and next thing I know I’m 25, and the only thing I’ve heard is, ‘Can you get a coffee, can you hurry up with the thing, blah blah blah.’
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Coffee Moving Nice
I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared,
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Elevator Guy Needs Wigs
The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience.
BILL HADER

Audience Best Things Do Things
Comedy is this weird thing. You have no idea why certain things work and other things don’t work.
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Comedy Thing Way Work
My kids, they’re always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something.
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Embarrassed Kids Voice
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.
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California Ideas Song
I’m not a fan of the Eagles, but I’ve watched their documentary numerous times and everyone who’s watched it with me has sung along to the songs, much to my dismay.
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Documentary Eagles Fans Song
If a guy doesn’t like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.
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Funny Girl Guy Life
I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.
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Country Look Need Nothing People Props
Richard Grieco once asked for a bunch of M&M’s
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Asked Bunch People
My dad’s from there, and I have relatives there, but I don’t think I’ve been to Chicago since I was like 9.
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Country Dad Thinking
It’s not like you get up on stage and you’re immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don’t be discouraged.
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Genius Like Long You
No one knows anything. You’re going to make mistakes and you’re going to do things that people think are stupid. You can’t sit there and go, “I never want to make a mistake.”
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Mistake Stupid Thinking
All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.
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Driving Emotion Stories
I’m never the romantic lead. I’m the guy walking in on the romantic lead, going, “Oh sorry! I’ll leave you guys alone.”
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Guy Sorry Walking

The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience.

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