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I’m not a fan of the Eagles, but I’ve watched their documentary numerous times and everyone who’s watched it with me has sung along to the songs, much to my dismay.

Bill Hader

I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.
BILL HADER

Country Look Need Nothing People Props
My dad’s from there, and I have relatives there, but I don’t think I’ve been to Chicago since I was like 9.
BILL HADER

Country Dad Thinking
Comedy is this weird thing. You have no idea why certain things work and other things don’t work.
BILL HADER

Comedy Thing Way Work
Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.
BILL HADER

Afraid Comedy Failing
I always felt better co-writing something – always co-writing. Because if I was the lead of it and it failed, then it failed on my own accord. I would say, “Well, I liked it or I screwed up. I take the hit on this one.”
BILL HADER

Accord Wells Writing
The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience.
BILL HADER

Audience Best Things Do Things
I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.
BILL HADER

Character Enjoy Italian Names
Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn’t much to do. Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did.
BILL HADER

Grow Up Sports
When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.
BILL HADER

Long Night School
My kids, they’re always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something.
BILL HADER

Embarrassed Kids Voice
I’m not a fan of the Eagles, but I’ve watched their documentary numerous times and everyone who’s watched it with me has sung along to the songs, much to my dismay.
BILL HADER

Documentary Eagles Fans Song
It’s not like you get up on stage and you’re immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don’t be discouraged.
BILL HADER

Genius Like Long You
No one knows anything. You’re going to make mistakes and you’re going to do things that people think are stupid. You can’t sit there and go, “I never want to make a mistake.”
BILL HADER

Mistake Stupid Thinking
It was nice doing something and hearing someone go, ‘Hey, you’re good at this.’
BILL HADER

Good Guy Hearing Something
I can’t cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.
BILL HADER

Bowls Cereal Cooks
I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared,
BILL HADER

Elevator Guy Needs Wigs

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