They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.

New York is a city of conversations overheard, of people at the next restaurant table (micrometers away) checking your watch, of people reading the stories in your newspaper on the subway train.
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Cities Country Reading
They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.
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Fishing Lakes Sea
Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: “Open Bar.”
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Drawn Feelings Sweet Two
There is a lovely warmness about feelings of nostalgia as though in one’s head one is putting on a pair of comfy old slippers and curling up in front of a fire.
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Feelings Fire Lovely
Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.
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Caviar Chilled Consistency Pressed
Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.
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Class Country Dollars
Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.
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Fleeing Grown Men Reading

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