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A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

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A relativist is an individual who doesn’t know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.
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Adjectives Differences Individual
Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.
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Atheism Atheist Mathematics
The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.
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Modern Priest World
A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can’t even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.
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Hands Mathematician Rockets Today
It is the definition of the word ‘object’ which destroys all religions.
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Definitions Objects
The mathematicians of this world regard themselves as ‘physicists,’ yet they know next to nothing about Physics.
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Next Physics World
College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.
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College Cookies Establishment Individuals Machines
A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic.
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Adjectives Infinity Location
A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.
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Believe Mercury Speed
For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.
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Love Luxury Sexual Youth
Define the word exist, and you’ll know whether God exists.
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Defines Existence Exists God Whether
Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the have-not food.
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Rich Today Tomorrow
Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as ‘mathematicians’ or ‘mathematical physicists’ or idiots or something like that.
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Idiot Physics Refer Represent Want
Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.
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Explaining Performing Predictions
A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.
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Belief Dog Individual
There are no physicists in mainstream ‘Physics.’ From Newton to Einstein to Hawking, they are all just mathematicians as far as Science and Physics are concerned.
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Concerned Mathematicians Physics

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

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