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Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else’s success is not your failure.

Bill Burr

As a big music fan, England is an amazing place to go.
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Amazing Fans Places
Don’t be a jerk to other comics and don’t let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you’re going to get somewhere.
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Ass Jerk Positive Stay
When you say, “there’s no reason [to hit a woman]” that kills any examination as to how two people ended up at that place. When you say, “there’s no reason,” you cut out the build-up and you’re just left with the act. How you gonna solve it if you don’t figure it out?
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Cutting People Two Woman
Any other town you go to there’s this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder.
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Angel Funny Vegas
As much as Metallica rocked, they always had these song names… ‘The Thing That Shouldn’t Be’. ‘The Chair That Wasn’t There’, you know?
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Metallica Names Song
I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?
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Dead Kings Needs Walking
I’m not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.
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Lying Psycho Stage
So many people there are in politics that they’re overly cautious about laughing at stuff. They’re so damned concerned about what everyone else is thinking.
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Heart Thinking Years
I am so pro-swine flu it’s – it’s like ridiculous.
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Flu Ridiculous Swine
I cannot believe that [Donald Trump] is actually in the debates.
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Believe Debate Trump
I consider Ric Flair to be one of the great comedic minds. But I never got to see him growing up because that was back when they still had territories.
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Growing Up Mind Territory
Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.
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Childhood Funny Running
Like when I finally got away from the east coast for a while, and I came back there was just this underlying anger that I never noticed before, because I was born there and just dropped right into it.
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Away Dropped Noticed Right
There’s no “brothers” when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don’t care about each other. He’s not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio – I don’t know that guy.
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Brother Funny
I’ve had a great time on the road, I would say shooting guns with a silencer in Jacksonville, Fla.
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Great Gun Shooting Time
It’s a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There’s good things and bad things.
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Air Good Things World

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