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It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there.

Bill Burr

You’re a kid, your whole life is awesome. It’s awesome, right? You had no money, no ID, no cell phone, no nothing, no keys to the house. You just ran outside into the woods. You weren’t scared of nothing. I challenge you to do that as an adult.
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Funny Motivational Running
I think it’s a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.
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People Thinking Want
When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It’s always been high quality stuff coming out of there.
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Coming Out Quality Stuff
If this goes into sweatshop labor, I’m quitting this podcast.
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Labor Quitting Sweatshops
I don’t think people know what hygienist means.
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Mean People Thinking
Once you do a joke and it works it’s only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Barrels Long Shooting
I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even though it’s just me talking, it’s also interaction with the crowd.
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Crowds Fun Talking
Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it’s a fun place to live.
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Desert Fun
As much as Metallica rocked, they always had these song names… ‘The Thing That Shouldn’t Be’. ‘The Chair That Wasn’t There’, you know?
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Metallica Names Song
It’s a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There’s good things and bad things.
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Air Good Things World
It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there.
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Golf Thinking Yelling
I am so pro-swine flu it’s – it’s like ridiculous.
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Flu Ridiculous Swine
To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I’m just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.
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Again Funny Opinion Talking Yelling
The greatest comebacks ever – watching [Donald Trump] get the nomination for the Republican Party is the most astounding thing I’ve ever seen.
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Astounding Ever Greatest Republican Seen
[I’m] more German than Irish.
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Country Irish More
Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.
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Gun Pet Pitbull

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