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  • Bill Bryson Quote - Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.
  • Bill Bryson Quote - Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.
  • Bill Bryson Quote - Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.
  • Bill Bryson Quote - Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.
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Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.

Bill Bryson

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    From an evolutionary point of view, sex is really just a reward mechanism to encourage us to pass on our genetic material.

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    I understand cricket – what’s going on, the scoring – but I can’t understand why.

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    To me, the greatest invention of my lifetime is the laptop computer and the fact that I can be working on a book and be in an airport lounge, in a hotel room, and continue working; I fire up my laptop, and I’m in exactly the same place I was when I left home – that, to me, is a miracle.

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    You can be a scientist and believe in god: the two can go hand in hand.

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    The one upstairs room in which the Duke had resided was packed to the ceiling with hundreds of green boxes, each of which contained a single dark brown wig. This was, in short, a man worth getting to know.

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    In the morning I awoke early and experienced that sinking sensation that overcomes you when you first open your eyes and realize that instead of a normal day ahead of you, with its scatterings of simple gratifications.

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    There seemed to be a mystifying universal conspiracy among textbook authors to make certain the material they dealt with never strayed too near the realm of the mildly interesting and was always at least a long-distance phone call from the frankly interesting.

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    I’m not a natural story-teller. Put a keyboard in front of me and I’m fine, but stand me up in front of an audience and I’m actually quite shy and reserved.

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    We live on a planet that has a more or less infinite capacity to surprise. What reasoning person could possibly want it any other way?

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    Where I grew up, in Des Moines, Iowa, there is hardly any downtown economic activity now. Everybody shops in malls – you don’t find a sense of community in malls.

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    England was full of words I’d never heard before – streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high tea, ice-cream cornet.

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    And a really good story because he was this kid who grew up essentially as an orphan, you know, had a tough life, and then he became the most successful baseball player ever. But he was also a really good guy.

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    As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

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    Nearly a quarter of American men were in the Armed forces. The rest were in school, in prison, or were George W. Bush.

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    To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.

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    English is full of booby traps for the unwary foreigner. Any language where the unassuming word fly signifies an annoying insect, a means of travel, and a critical part of a gentleman’s apparel is clearly asking to be mangled.

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