I can’t think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything.
BILL BRYSONEnough to explode with the force of thirty very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point.
More Bill Bryson Quotes
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Every last bit of it, good and bad – old churches, country lanes, people saying ‘Mustn’t grumble,’ and ‘I’m terribly sorry but,’ people apologizing to ME when I conk them with a careless elbow, milk in bottles, beans on toast, haymaking in June, seaside piers.
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It’s an unnerving thought that we may be the living universe’s supreme achievement and its worst nightmare simultaneously.
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The lesson to draw from this, of course, is that when you move from one country to another you have to accept that there are some things that are better and some things worse, and there is nothing you can do about it.
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I wanted to see what was out there. All over America today people would be dragging themselves to work, stuck in traffic jams, wreathed in exhaust smoke. I was going for a walk in the woods. I was more than ready for this.
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I understand cricket – what’s going on, the scoring – but I can’t understand why.
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I don’t know whether I’m misanthropic. It seems to me I’m constantly disappointed. I’m very easily disappointed.
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If a potato can produce vitamin C, why can’t we? Within the animal kingdom only humans and guinea pigs are unable to synthesize vitamin C in their own bodies. Why us and guinea pigs? No point asking. Nobody knows.
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It sometimes occurs to me that the British have more heritage than isgood for them.
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Ordnance Survey maps, tea and crumpets, summer showers and foggy winter evenings – every bit of it.
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Houses aren’t refuges from history. They are where history ends up.
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Language is more fashion than science, and matters of usage, spelling and pronunciation tend to wander around like hemlines.
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The one thing we have in common with all other living things is that for nearly four billions years our ancestors have managed to slip through a series of closing doors every time we needed them to.
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… it occurred to me that never again would he be seven years, one month and six days old, so we had better catch these moments while we can.
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Time, you discover, has wrought changes that leave you feeling mildly foolish and out of touch.
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I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before.
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