When you consider it from a human perspective, and clearly it would be difficult for us to do otherwise, life is an odd thing. It couldn’t wait to get going, but then, having gotten going, it seemed in very little hurry to move on.
BILL BRYSONYou are going to have a day without even the tiniest of pleasures; you are going to drive across Ohio.
More Bill Bryson Quotes
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Des Moines is like your typical American city; it’s just these concentric circles of malls, built outward from the city.
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Everything seems to be designed for the benefit of the automobile and not the benefit of the human being.
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A third…candidate for Shakespearean authorship was Christopher Marlowe. He was the right age (just two months older than Shakespeare), had the requisite talent, and would certainly have had ample leisure after 1593, assuming he wasn’t too dead to work.
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I wanted to quit and to do this forever, sleep in a bed and in a tent, see what was over the next hill and never see a hill again. All of this all at once, every moment, on the trail or off.
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I love everything about motels. I can’t help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.
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Physicists are atoms’ way of thinking about atoms.
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but you would think that if one nation ought by now to have mastered the science of drainage, Britain would be it.
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There is something about the momentum of travel that makes you want to just keep moving, to never stop.
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I have long known that it is part of God’s plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.
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You may not feel outstandingly robust, but if you are an average-sized adult you will contain within your modest frame no less than 7 X 10^18 joules of potential energy.
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If this book has a lesson, it is that we are awfully lucky to be here-and by ‘we’ I mean every living thing. To attain any kind of life in this universe of ours appears to be quite an achievement.
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Now they are a little like those desperate junkies who have tried every known drug and are finally reduced to mainlining toilet bowl cleanser in an effort to get still higher.
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Because time moves more slowly in Kid World … it goes on for decades … It is adult life that is over in a twinkling.
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Boston’s freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.
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He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.
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