Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.
BILL BRYSON
As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.
More Bill Bryson Quotes
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Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.
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Energy is liberated matter, matter is energy waiting to happen.
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I have long known that it is part of God’s plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.
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Cheapness is a great virtue.
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Distance changes utterly when you take the world on foot. A mile becomes a long way, two miles literally considerable, ten miles whopping, fifty miles at the very limits of conception.
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So here I am, my affections torn between a postal service that never feeds me but can tackle a challenge and one that gives me free tape and prompt service but won’t help me out when I can’t remember a street name.
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All the things that are part of your heritage make you British – that makes this country what it is. It’s part of your history. And here, unlike America, it’s still living history.
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Your pillow alone may be home to 40 million bed mites. (To them your head is just one large oily bon-bon). And don’t think a clean pillow-case will make a difference…
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Still, I never really mind bad service in a restaurant. It makes me feel better about not leaving a tip.
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Most of the time I am sunk in thought, but at some point on each walk there comes a moment when I look up and notice, with a kind of first-time astonishment.
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