“This is why suicide is the a great wrong because by suicide you’re basically declaring, ‘Oh Allah this is too much, I can’t take it anymore!”

The hardest thing is to give up something you love, for the sake of Allah. But remember Allah never takes without giving something better.

Don’t panic and lose hope even if there’s a mountain in your pathtalk to the One who created the mountains.

The Republican Party has become overwhelmingly so extreme that it’s hardly a traditional political party anymore.

You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.

We don’t have any real sense of community anymore.

You believe in God, then you don’t believe anymore and when you have a big problem, you pray anyway.

Republicans are as capable of coming up with great ideas and moving this country along as anyone – they just don’t do it.

I think drugs affect poor people and people of color more than anyone.

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

People don’t buy records anymore. I don’t know how people can support themselves.