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Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

Betty White

It’s fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.
BETTY WHITE

Enjoyment Laughter Myself Serious
I think it’s your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that’s a waste of a lovely life. ‘Oh… I’m 30, oh, I’m 40, oh, 50.’ Make the most of it.
BETTY WHITE

Attitude Mental Myself Thinking Wasted Time
Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
BETTY WHITE

Animal Better Criticism Human Lying Myself
Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, ‘Well, I’ll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.’ And it doesn’t work out for that dog and the dog is on the street.
BETTY WHITE

Children Dog Myself People Personal Responsibility
I think that a show that is as successful as ‘The Golden Girls’ is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. If you don’t feel proud to be part of a show that has that kind of track record, then shame on you, because that’s a privilege.
BETTY WHITE

Feeling Myself Privilege Proud Record Success Thinking Track
I’m the luckiest broad on two feet, I’ll tell you that. They say once a woman passes 40 she doesn’t get any good parts, so I’m blessed.
BETTY WHITE

Age Blessing Myself Pass Time Woman
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
BETTY WHITE

Dirty Humor Myself Preference
I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!
BETTY WHITE

Children Comedy Myself Strength
When we started in television, there was that magic box in the corner of the room, and ‘Oh my gosh – look what it’s doing!’
BETTY WHITE

Box Magic Room Start Television
A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.
BETTY WHITE

Appreciation Body Comment Compliment Eyes Myself
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
BETTY WHITE

Funny Humor Joke Yourself
A good friend of mine was Lucy Ball. Her mother and my mother were best friends.
BETTY WHITE

Best Friendship Goodness Herself Mom
During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.
BETTY WHITE

Build Care Depression Dog Father Money Myself
I’m so compulsive about stuff, I know if I had ever gotten pregnant, of course, that would have been my whole focus. But I didn’t choose to have children because I’m focused on my career. And I just don’t think, as compulsive as I am, that I could manage both.
BETTY WHITE

Children Focus Management Myself Pregnant Thinking
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.
BETTY WHITE

Funny Myself Retirement Vocabulary Way
I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
BETTY WHITE

Animal Learning Turn Yourself

Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

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