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I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.

Bette Midler

Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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Mean People Trying
Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.
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Acceptance Inspirational Strong Women
I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Easy Lasts Tacky
All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Believe Gay Rumor
I’m not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren’t perfect.
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Art Interested Not Perfect
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
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Cheese Cottages Country
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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Cadillacs Couple Sex
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn’t take anything drastic. You needn’t be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
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Entertainment Life Smart
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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Age Birthday Funny Mind
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Foundation Names Opera
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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Funny Jealousy Success
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell

I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.

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