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The [film] industry is an ecosystem that’s sick.

Bette Midler

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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Broken Heart Love Soul
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time – if not of my block – being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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Block Positively Sound
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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Age Birthday Funny Mind
If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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Air Giving People
The [film] industry is an ecosystem that’s sick.
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Ecosystems Movie Sick
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Distance God Watching
I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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Country Ocean Wish
I always wanted to be a performer, I didn’t know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.
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Certain Kind Wanted
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Hard People Self Esteem Work
Unfortunately, every time there’s a budget crunch in New York, the Parks Department is usually the first to be cut. So they need all the help they can get.
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Country Cutting Parks

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