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As you age, feelings do diminish.

Bette Midler

I’ve always said that people have unrealistic expectations.
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Expectations People Unrealistic
I’m not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren’t perfect.
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Art Interested Not Perfect
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Foundation Names Opera
Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
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Over You Passion Running
My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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Daughter Independent Real
I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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Low Lows Standards
[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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Helen Orchestra Singing
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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Intelligent People Shrinking
I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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Men Plenty Relationship
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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Gay God Happened Thank
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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Annihilation Costume Exactly Gotten
Total contentment is only for cows.
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Contentment Cows Total
If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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Air Giving People

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